Wednesday, September 5, 2012

What's Your Hoe Type? Part 1

Hello ladies and gentleman, I know I've be slacking on the blogs but get over it. Anyway, I've been reading a lot about "Hoes" lately and decided to touch on the topic. This will probably put my pussy rate on a drastic decline, so y'all better love this shit.

Let's begin...

Everybody talks about hoes, judging hoes, praising hoes, downing hoes everything you can think of. But I noticed no one ever has a justifiable reason on why these "hoes" are hoes. So I decided to explain the different types of hoes and how to identify them.

Ok let's begin, Foreal Foreal this time..

THE RELATIONSHIP HOE

This is the sneakiest type within the hoe species, and possibly the most deadliest of them all. The relationship hoe is infamous for a plethora of relationships. This is how they mask the hoeness and blend in with average females. These hoes are also known to be heartbreakers, due to past relationships and insecurities. The relationship hoe was once a good girl, but made a change for the worst after they felt that agonizing pain of heartbreak. These hoes are the reason a lot of good guys have turned into assholes, which gets them to turn other girls into relationship hoes. It's a never ending cycle. The relationship hoe was once a good girl, so they still have good girl traits. They get into relationships because they don't want to be alone, and the good girl in them won't allow them to just have sex with a random. They will get in a relationship and make a great gf at first, until things start to pick up. That's when the hoe kicks in, that's when they remember the past heartbreak an how they never want to feel that pain again. At this point there is nothin you can do, they will fish for a reason to get out of that relationship. Before they do that they will make sure they have someone else on standby because of their fear of being alone. The relationship hoe has 3 fears, being alone, getting their heart broke, and ironically, being considered a hoe. It's no way to save a relationship hoe, this is something only they can fix when they're ready to. Avoid these hoes at all cost, ask questions so you can properly identify. Ask when was their last relationship. A relationship hoe usually can't go over a month with out having someone new. Be careful out here, this type of hoe is extremely dangerous and will change your life.

That's all for now, hope I helped a few of y'all out. This is just part 1, there are other hoes I will be identifying at a later date. Take care