Act Your Weight

Hello ladies and gentleman, I didn't want to do this but it has to be done. Before I start I would like it to be known I have no problems with fat people! Shit, I'm two quarter pounders and a large fry from being fat myself. But I know I'm no damn sex symbol so I don't act as such. Which gets me to my point, act your weight.

Ok your fat, cool. It's not a big deal, it's millions of Americans that go back for 2nd and 3rd plates at a public function. You're not alone, embrace it and accept it if you're not willing to change it. But please be aware that there are things you should not do at your weight. This is the part where I get frustrated with you fatty mc fat fat's.

With that said, fuck rick Ross. He is a bad influence to fat men across the world. Idc how many women tell you they love your big ass stomach, keep that shirt on in public. Nobody wants to see a big fat man shirtless in public, looking like he's carrying twins. Lil kids confused trying to figure out why your titties bigger than their moms, thinking they're going to grow up that way. Now the Lil boys just throwing fits crying their Lil eyes out bc they don't want titties. Don't scare the kids, keep a shirt on fam. It's people trying to eat and you walking around shirtless with your back looking like a spades table. You don't have a six pack throw on ya shirt that says 'big daddy' across the chest an act your weight.

Ladies don't laugh, y'all are way worse.

Y'all fat girls just think y'all can wear anything y'all want, I'm here to tell y'all that y'all can't. As a man I love seeing women in tights with the butt looking all nice and plump, brings me great joy at the sight. Then you fat girls got hold of em and ruined the art form. I salute y'all tho bc I had no idea any clothing material can stretch like that. It doesn't take away from how disgusting it is to see it. Y'all just pack all that cellulite in them black tights an think y'all hot shit, walking around looking like a trash bag full of cottage cheese. This has got to stop. Then y'all have the nerve to throw on a halter top to just ruin my day even more. It's no reason you should be wearing that with your big ass back out, it shouldn't look like I can cut steak em's off your back. It's dudes walking around now who still can't eat cold cuts because the picture of your back haunts them every time they see it. Just stop this shit, lane Bryant didn't die on that cross for y'all to be dressing like that. Act your weight, cop the jeans with the elastic band an keep it real with yourself.

Just relax fat people, you can still look presentable purchasing items in the big and tall section. If you want to wear the same clothes the skinny people wear, put that snicker bar down and get a gym membership. Oh and before I forget, skinny jeans have the word skinny in them for a reason.

Ok that's all, if I offended you then maybe you should go run and think twice before you woof down that chicken breast. Take care