High Off Life: Joe Budden Pool Party

Hello ladies and gentleman, as you all know my life was changed a few days ago. Through all my hard work and dedication, I actually made it to jersey for Joe Budden pool party. This may be the best thing and the worse thing that has ever happened to me. I'll explain later, let me tell you about this party tho.

How was the party you ask?

Dude, you ever been to heaven? Yea it was like that, I was certain hologram Jesus was gonna show up and perform Jesus walks on the balcony. I seen chicks that looked photoshopped in real life, you ever seen a chick that looks like she wears a size perfect? Well I have, several times in one day. I was surrounded by a bunch of beautiful women that looked as If they just jumped out of a king magazine to be at this party. I know how to act around beautiful women, but this was hard. I wasn't prepared to see so many at one location, it was overwhelming. But it became easier than I expected.

From the moment I got there the air was just filled with positive energy. Joe Budden was one of the coolest guys I have ever met. I kept forgetting he was even a celebrity, just a cool down to earth dude and a great host. Everyone left their egos at the door, it was dimes there with fat bitch personalities. This baffled me. I never been around so many down to earth beautiful women. Everyone got along as well, it was so much love at this event. Nothing but positive energy, beautiful women, and a whole lot of liquor. It was something I have never seen in my life, it wasn't what I expected at all. I can't wait to Tell my unborn kids about this party, I'm going to over exaggerate the fuck out of it tho. My kids will think I was the man back in my day.

But, it was some problems at the party..

Nothing major, but something's that can ruin your life. Like you trying to spit game to a chick and a nba star comes an snatches her up. Yes, that was happening. Shawn Marion was pissing me slam off, I'm never watching a mavericks game again. You don't know how it feels to be talking to a beautiful woman and a nba player comes an just shuts down all your hopes and dreams. You had to bring out top of the line thirst to succeed at this party. I seen a chick talking to a dude and another dude make her stop and come with him. He did this without saying a word, he looked at her and gave a simple head nod and she swiftly left the other dudes thirst in the dust. I was amazed by this, I just sat in the corner and tweeted. At that moment I seen it was no possible way I was going to prosper. My life was ruined, I then knew my game wasn't about shit. My talk game is up there, but these were trained professionals. I couldn't compete, not to mention me falling down metal spiral steps earlier didn't help me none. Yes I'll admit it, I tumbled down some steps. Playas fuck up to. My life flashed before my eyes once I seen I lost my footing. I fall down steps all the time, but this was different. Joe was making an announcement so everyone was quiet and looking over toward the steps where I was at. Then, disaster struck. You have to understand these weren't regular steps, they were metal spiral steps. I was falling down the steps and turned a corner as I was falling. It was complete silence then all you hear is metal and flesh colliding with each other. Like a real nigga I played it off like it wasn't me, but I was the only one there on the steps :(. But hey shit happens.

But all in all, the greatest pool party I have ever been to! Thanks to all my followers that donated and made this happen for me. This party made my summer and I really appreciate y'all for making it happen. Thanks to joe budden for even inviting a regular dude like me. Hopefully I will get invited to more in the future, because I will never be able to enjoy regular parties ever again. But that's all I have, y'all be easy.