Breakups

Hello ladies and gentlemen, as most may know my girlfriend who has no stomach broke up with me. This blog isn't about her tho, just breakups in general. Just wanted to put that out there so y'all will believe me more knowing im going thru this.

Now on to this shit....

Heartbreak is something I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Heartbreak can break the strongest individual down. It's like you can actually feel your heart breaking into a thousand pieces in your chest. But it's life, you will have to deal with it one way or another.

Not everything is worth breaking up over...

Nobody in this world is perfect, so don't expect perfection from anyone. Everyone has flaws, the perfect person for you is someone with flaws that you can deal with. Physical flaws may be the hardest to deal with, but mental flaws are the easiest to work thru. With physical flaws it's not much to worry about. They're right there, and If it bothers them you won't even get the opportunity to fall in love. Things like trust issues an insecurities are things you may not become aware of until later. But if you're in love, you wouldn't let those small things end your relationship. Talk it out with your partner before you do something drastic. If someone does everything right but doesn't trust you, that's something you can work on. Trust issues and insecurities can be fixed, not saying it will be easy to most. All couples have disagreements, it's nothing wrong with a healthy argument. You just have to make sure the problem is taken care of after that argument. Holding things in is the worse thing you can do in this situation. You will hold it in to the point where you resent that person, now something so small has become major in your head. One of the other things you shouldn't do is talk about the problem with your friends before you talk to your significant other. That will always lead to disaster. Your friends opinion will always be bias no matter what. I'm not saying you should try to work everything out because some thing's just cannot be fixed. On the other hand, you cant assume that everything can't be fixed. Once you talked about it several times and nothing has come of it, then that is the proper time to end it. If you don't care enough to talk it out then you should end it there. Well honestly, if you didn't care you shouldn't of been in the relationship in the first place. Some may care but still want to end it before trying to work it out. That's b/c they have been in that situation before and they see where it is going. Which lets you know that the person has other issues that are embedded in them from past relationships. You should never let your past affect your future, EVER.

But it happens, don't beat yourself up over it.

Analyze the breakup and try to figure out what went wrong so you can fix it. It's easier to move on when you realize it wasn't you that messed up. You don't want to go around blaming yourself, it will depress you. But if it was you be mature enough to admit you were wrong. You love that person, don't let your pride mess up reconciliation. It may not be over for good, it may be something y'all really needed. Just keep your head up and do everything you can to make it right. If that's doesn't work you can at least say you tried. That will make the moving on process easier.

One more thing. If you feel like everyone else did wrong but all of your past ex's are happily married and engaged... Guess what, it's YOU!

But hey what do I know, my gf had no stomach and now has no good boyfriend. Take care

Flirting in a Relationship

Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is for those in a relationship. Now before I start, I want to point out that double standards will always be around. Some will say there is no such thing, just standards for women and standards for men. I slightly agree with that. It's actions women can get away with that A man could never pull off. And vice versa. Flirting is one of them.

Men are natural flirts, that's just us...

It's almost impossible to find a man that doesn't flirt, it's just something women need to accept. Flirting doesn't mean we would take it to another level with the person we are flirting with. Sometimes we just want to see if we still have it, I couldn't tell you why that's just how it is. We get satisfaction just knowing we could have sex with someone else, some act on it. But some can control the urge an just be satisfied with knowing we can. It's in our nature to be attracted and want to have sex with multiple women, flirting helps compress that characteristic in us. Sometimes we hide it from our significant other simply to avoid the drama that may come with. And that's when we appear to look sneaky. That's why it's important for you ladies to set boundaries with your man. Let him know you don't mind the flirting, but make him aware what you won't allow. Communication is key to a healthy relationship. Sometimes you have to just let a man be a man, but it's important you express how you feel about it. Communicate and find middle ground, He will respect you for it. If he takes advantage of your trust and cheats, that's just something you just have to deal with. You can't stop the inevitable, just do your part. You know you did everything you were suppose to, which should help you get thru the pain of getting cheated on.

But let it be known, women are more likely to cheat...

Women flirt too, yes we are aware of this, But it's more of a big deal when women flirt. Men can't have sex with every woman they flirt with, women can for the most part. An attractive woman can have sex with almost every man they flirt with, that's the problem. Which is why men are not comfortable with their girl flirting. Men can flirt with a woman but If the woman doesn't want sex it will never happen. As a man we know how other men think, so we know that guy you're flirting with will try his hand if given the opportunity. And the fact that you're flirting let's us know that you're attracted to him in some type of way. I'm not saying women can't flirt, just saying be prepared for your man to say something about it. As a men we have pride, as a woman you should understand this. And also do whatever you can to not make us feel less as men.

There you have it..

Men can flirt women cannot, embrace the double standard. Hopefully you guys now understand why it is how it is... If not I'll do a part two and go more in depth. Either way, my girl knows I don't like her flirting. She has no stomach, can't have her giving guys false hope. Be easy.

Men lie, Women lie. Paternity Test don't

Hello ladies and gentleman, I need your undivided attention for a brief moment. I was in 7 eleven the other day an seen a dark skin man with a light skinned baby. I know that doesn't sound unordinary in the slightest bit, but when the pops look like dmx and child looks like Chico debarge you start to wonder. This guy is clearly walking around being a father to his step kid, that's not his baby. Hopefully he reads my blog an comes to his senses. That slightly had nothing to do with this, but whatever.

Now lets turn up (I always wanted to say that)...

Now fellas, I know we don't use condoms because we all know they're for dirty men and homosexuals. But we still have to protect ourselves in other ways. It's a lot of men walking around owing child support on a child that was born by a woman that was supposedly on birth control. Women love raw sex just as much as us, do not let them fool you. But instead of them just admitting they don't want to use a condom, they make up these unbelievable tall tales. And we're so horny and gullible we believe the bullshit they tell us. You be wobble dancing all in that drenched box and don't notice till you cum that she's a nurse. That's when you come to your senses an realize she wears latex gloves to work everyday. But 2 hours prior you believed when she told you she was allergic to latex. Now you've been bamboozled, and you didn't pull out so guess what. 9 months later, SIMILAAAAC! Now what are you going to do, step up and take of your seed right? As you should. But now you have another dilemma. You go thru ten combs a week trying to comb your nigga naps but your child has curly hair and blue eyes? Something doesn't add up, but cool women lie.. But paternity test don't, cop that test.

But hey ladies, we lie to...

Now ladies you know when have Niagara falls as a box in your panties. You know what you have down there, so don't play stupid. Now your going to have guys doing the most deceitful shit to not use a condom. He been texting you all day, filling your inbox up with consistent thirst. But he gets there and tell you he doesn't have a condom. But you're use to that so you pull out your own, at this moment you can see the discouragement on his face. But little do you know you just helped his lie get even better. We're pros at this, that condom will come off an you won't know until that period is late. Now you're worried b/c it's suppose to be that time of the month and your box isn't suwoopin. Now you prepare yourself to send that deadly text that all men dread. You know what I'm talking about, that 'i think I'm late' text. Now be prepared to get cursed the fuck out, and be called all types of dirty bitches. He's going to tell you he used a condom and you know he did b/c you gave it to him. Now you're confused, and just crying with your pregnant ass watching lifetime eating ice cream and pickles. But don't stress it, men lie. But guess what, paternity test don't. Get that test

There you have it, men lie women lie.. Paternity test don't. But don't be ignorant and call Maury, you both will look stupid. You don't want to hear "you're not the father" on national tv. Now you just crying. Talking about you were 1000% sure and he's smiling from ear to ear on stage doing his best dougie.

Be classy about it, nobody has to know about it. It take two to make a baby, so it should only be two involved getting a paternity test.

But hey y'all grown, do what you want. I'm just a guy who knows his girl isn't pregnant because she still has no stomach. Be easy

Love Yourself

Hello good people, i decided to actually write something positive. I am far from a negative person, just misunderstood. So I figured I'd attempt to show the positive side to me.

That was corny, but yea...let's begin...

Who are you living for? That should be a question that takes no thought to be answered. You're living for yourself and you will die by yourself, never forget that. In between time you have to love yourself or you will never fully enjoy life. Once you learn to love yourself, nothing anyone says about you will harm you. We're all human we all have flaws and we all bleed the same(some bleed monthly tho). No matter what anyone says, you should never feel inferior to anyone point blank. You have something you don't like about yourself change it or learn to love it. You have one life to live and you shouldn't live it being down b/c of what someone else thinks of you. Confidence is everything, be confident, love yourself, and you will prosper every time.

That's all I have right now, so ima be on my way an continue to love myself.. And of course my gf who has no stomach. Take care

Fat B*tch, Regular Person Head

Hello good people, Im going to take this time to warn you about the husky heffa's destroying our community. Before I begin, I have no problem with fat people. I am a recovering fat person myself. I only have a problem with you guys not acting your weight, if you're offended stop reading an do some sit ups.

Now, let's get started...

When we browse social networking sites we see a lot of beautiful women an never think to ourselves why are none of them fat? An that's the problem, most of them are fat but they're deceiving the nation right in front of our eyes. The fat bitches with the regular person head do exist, and are taking over social networks at an alarming rate. These hefty creeps need to be stopped before someone gets hurt. To stop them you have to properly know how to identify them, an that's what I am here for.


Identify and destroy!

Identifying the enemy at hand isn't the easiest thing to do. These fat fucks have mastered the art of deception, photoshop, and angling of pictures. But with proper training you can catch it before it's too late.

Let's start off with the easiest, Angling..

A fat bitch with a regular person head is one of the worlds greatest photographers. It comes with the weight, once you reach a certain weight your photography skills become impeccable. To the untrained eye, you will think you're just looking at a regular sized chick who is just showing off her facial features. Nope. That's not the case, head shots are a fat bitches forte. She may be shaped like a MacBook but still has the face of a size 5 chick. And you bets believe she will use it to her advantage. Her neck looks like a hot dog factory so she will make sure it is not in the picture. You have to make sure you analyze the picture to the fullest. 98.9% of all fat bitches have high cheek bones, that's a clear sign for you to get the fuck on. Then you start to notice her display picture been the same for a year, now your eyes are open an you see the obvious signs. Don't ignore the signs! You don't want to be that guy to meet a chick off the Internet and be surprised that she's built like a bag of dirty laundry. Don't be that guy.

That's all for now...

Don't ignore the signs, I didn't that's why my girl has no stomach. Good day

Never Trust a Person Living With Their Ex

Hello ladies and gents, well mostly ladies the men are angry with me. Apparently I'm single handily "fuckin up the game" with the direction of my blog. Well maybe y'all game is fuckin up my blog, I don't want to write about this shit. But hey, it is what it is till lyfe Jennings get out of prison and link up with Steve Harvey.

But let's get on subject...

Man or woman, you should not trust anyone shacking up with their ex. Point blank period no ifs ands or buts about it. We're all grown here an we all have our needs, and If those needs are in your humble abode best believe you're going to utilize them. You got me fucked up if you think I'll live with my ex and not have her poppin that pussy for ya boy. Shitting me, that's a mans dream to have In house pussy and still have the right to do as they please. Of course their are a few out there that can live with their ex without a single sexual rendezvous. That doesn't mean you should trust them, in this situation there should be absolutely no trust what so ever! We're talking about them living with an individual that they were once sexually attracted to. This isn't just some random roommate found on Craigslist, this isn't just some old friend. This is someone they use to have aggressive, steamy, sweaty, funky, bed breaking, neighbor waking hot sex with on a daily basis. You can't compete with that, an it's no reason in this world that would make you want to try. Yea you could have deep feelings for this person and give them a pass, but it shouldn't even get to that point where you can catch feelings. You have to dead it before it even starts, you get that info in the first few days then dispose of those digits with lightning speed. Now if its casual and you just want to be a hoe, then disregard everything said in this here blog. This is only if you're trying to build something legit, living conditions are expendable when looking for a fling. Now let's be serious here, would you trust a recovering crack addict living in a crack house? Hell no, it's hard to be in the presence of something you use to love and not relapse. Damn near impossible. Now you looking stupid cus he/she want that old thing back. And all you can do is cry alligator tears, eat a tub of ice cream, and listen to Adele and her son drake on repeat. Take my word for it, you don't want to listen to adele and understand everything she is going thru in her songs. Be smart about it, if the person cares enough they will change their domicile for you.

If not, eh it's other fish in the sea. Go get you some bait.

Just don't get involved with someone living with their ex, no matter how much they try to convince you it's nothing. Don't fall for it, unless you know you're ugly and can't find anyone else. I mean if you look like maya Angelou in the face don't listen to me, take what you can get. Other than that, don't settle.

But hey don't listen to me, I'm just a regular guy whose girlfriend has no stomach. Be easy y'all

Check Her/His Phone!

Hello good people, how are you doing today? Don't answer that, I need you guys to concentrate and stay focused on the subject at hand. Before I start I would like to notify you ladies that if you're in a relationship with a single man this blog isn't for you. I do not want you side chicks thinking y'all have rights on the account of my blog, not gonna happen.

Now let's get down to the get down...

Check your significant others mobile device almost every chance you get. I mean thoroughly checked, every crease, every inch and every nook and cranny of that phone. I know you're thinking "wouldn't that make me insecure?" well, yes it will. But so what everyone has insecurities, it's all on how you embrace them. Sometimes being secure is just being overly confident and can lead to disaster. For example, let's say you're looking to purchase a house. Before you purchase this house are you going to be secure enough to not get the property looked at before you invest? Of course not, so why would you do so with your significant other? If I am with you, you're my investment an I have to protect my investment by all means. Yes investment, i invested time money and effort bitch you is mine. So I'm going to check your phone and make sure everything is the way it's suppose to be. And if you have nothing to hide it should mean absolutely nothing to you.

But, there are a few things you need to know beforehand...

Now be aware, when you go thru the phone you may see some things you don't like and things you may not want to know. How you react will be detrimental to your relationship. If its nothing major, do not bring it up. I cannot be more serious when I say DO NOT BRING IT UP! This Is where most fuck up at and get looked at differently. You don't want to ask her who is J and find out its her girl cousin. That's when you get hit with the deadly question "why were you going thru my phone anyway?". It's no comeback to that, just apologize and keep it moving. After several times checking and you find nothing, I'll advise you to stop. Don't make it a habit. If you constantly do it, you just have trust issues that you need to get rid of.

I know I know, you're probably thinkin "if you're checking the phone don't you have trust issues?". No, let me explain why....

You don't just establish trust all willy nilly, trust has to be earned. Your not gonna get in your car an trust you can make it somewhere without checking your gas are you? No you're not, but once you figure out how your car runs you will. We all drove with the gas light on an know in our head we have 10 miles till that bitch breaks down. It's pretty much the same thing, once you check the phone a few times an see how your significant other operates trust is gained.. Or sometimes not.

An there you have it.

Embrace your insecurities until you're able to eradicate them. This isn't something you should boast and brag about tho. It may be frowned upon by others which will bring judgement that may make you insecure about your insecurity. Then you will be all fucked up.

But fuck their opinions, have control of your relationship. If you wanna know then find out, if there is something hidden their damn sure not going to tell you.

But hey don't listen to me, you can be the secure idiot getting told they're getting cheated on an respond "I know my baby she/he wouldn't do that". Then find out the maintenance man be having ya girl poppin that pussy in the storage room while you at work trying to make a decent living. Avoid that, check that phone.

Either way makes me no difference, my relationship is great an my girl has no stomach. But y'all take care