Now, let's get started...
When we browse social networking sites we see a lot of beautiful women an never think to ourselves why are none of them fat? An that's the problem, most of them are fat but they're deceiving the nation right in front of our eyes. The fat bitches with the regular person head do exist, and are taking over social networks at an alarming rate. These hefty creeps need to be stopped before someone gets hurt. To stop them you have to properly know how to identify them, an that's what I am here for.
Identify and destroy!
Identifying the enemy at hand isn't the easiest thing to do. These fat fucks have mastered the art of deception, photoshop, and angling of pictures. But with proper training you can catch it before it's too late.
Let's start off with the easiest, Angling..
A fat bitch with a regular person head is one of the worlds greatest photographers. It comes with the weight, once you reach a certain weight your photography skills become impeccable. To the untrained eye, you will think you're just looking at a regular sized chick who is just showing off her facial features. Nope. That's not the case, head shots are a fat bitches forte. She may be shaped like a MacBook but still has the face of a size 5 chick. And you bets believe she will use it to her advantage. Her neck looks like a hot dog factory so she will make sure it is not in the picture. You have to make sure you analyze the picture to the fullest. 98.9% of all fat bitches have high cheek bones, that's a clear sign for you to get the fuck on. Then you start to notice her display picture been the same for a year, now your eyes are open an you see the obvious signs. Don't ignore the signs! You don't want to be that guy to meet a chick off the Internet and be surprised that she's built like a bag of dirty laundry. Don't be that guy.
That's all for now...
Don't ignore the signs, I didn't that's why my girl has no stomach. Good day
LOL this was hiliarious..thanks for the read
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