Struggles of a Good Man

Hello ladies and gentleman, I would like to discuss something that is very weird to me. The struggles of a good man. Us good men might have it worse than the "ain't shit n*ggas". Of course every woman says she wants a good man, they also said the world was flat at one point in time. Truth of the matter is, they're lying. And I will explain

Us good men, we like to cater to our women and sometimes spoil them. We do whatever we have to do to make them happy, unless we have a problem with it. Women love that, but then they will have it in their head that you're a push over. No woman wants a man they can get over on all the time. That's when they start to lose respect for you and assume you're a punk. And that's not always the case at all. If you want something and I have no problem giving it to you, why wouldn't I? Some how doing too much positive for a female leads to them thinking negative.

You can't be too nice..

Most men were taught to be nice to women, but the ones that aren't have the most success with women. Women love assholes. I don't know why, they can't even tell you why themselves. Once you're too nice to a female, they start to become suspicious. That's when they start to feel like its too good to be true, which always leads to disaster. The relationship will slowly but surely come to an end because of this. Once they have that thought in their head that you're too nice, they will find something wrong. It may be nothing wrong at all, but they will find something.

But you can't communicate with them too much either...

You would think as a good man, communicating a lot with a female will help you prosper. Not at all my dude, not at all. Once you start being able to talk to her about anything an everything, you will find yourself closer to the friend zone. Women only want to be able to talk to their friends about any and everything, not their man. Is that logical? Hell no it's not logical, but that's just women for you.

That's the struggles us good guys have to go thru on a daily basis.

Don't get me wrong, it is a small amount of women that appreciate good men. Most of them are in their 30's, it's slim to none in their 20's. Once women reach their 30's they have already been there with the assholes, so they appreciate a good man. Younger women are still to young and immature to realize what's good for them. They know you would treat them right, but they will much rather have the thug with felonies and baby momma's. That's life, just accept it.

Maybe one day you will find a chick that appreciates you for being a good man. Until then, adapt to the women you deal with. Don't give them everything they want, don't be too nice, and don't you dare try to talk to them about everything. Don't do too much, do just enough to keep her around. Once you give your all, you can't get it back. Save your all for someone that deserves and appreciates it. You don't want to be that guy that gives your all and gets heart broken. You'll just feel stupid and be mad bitter. You'll be On twitter Tweeting shit like "fuck bitches get money" and other cliche ignorant statements.

I'm not saying don't be a good man, just saying don't be a good man to everyone. Establish who deserves to see that part of you and who doesn't. Do that and you should have no problems. Stay single, it's plenty of women you can have a relationship with and not give a title to. Save the title for that one you're going to give your all to.

But hey who am I, y'all gon do what y'all want regardless. Just hope some will understand where I am coming from. But that's all. Y'all be easy.

Act like a +1

What's up y'all this zoo, but you can call me the invited god. Don't be mad, I tweeted my thumbs off for this opportunity. But this isn't about me, this is about the +1 ass people that will be at the party. Before i go on, I want to make sure y'all know I will not be bringing a +1. I tweeted hard for this, you don't deserve to be in this epic event because of all my hard work. Bitch you wasn't with me tweeting in the crib.

Now let's begin...

Fellas, don't come to this event thinking you hot shit. Sit ya +1 ass down somewhere and be grateful you even got the opportunity. You a +1 ass nigga therefor act like a +1 ass nigga. I'm sure you don't know how and that's the point of this blog, so here's a few rules to help you prosper.

Rule #1
Don't be a fuckin groupie!
I understand your favorite video vixen will be in attendance, but close ya mouth and act like you're use to shit. Do remember you're only a +1, nobody wants to take pic's with you for ya lousy ass instagram page. Speak to joe, it's his house and his party so you're suppose to. But don't you dare go up to him spitting your lil struggle bars to him.

Rule #2
Don't over eat!
This is a pool party not golden coral my nigga, know your limit. Don't go overboard going for seconds and thirds. You're a plus 1, all you deserve is one plate. Make the best of it.

Rule #3
Have some respect!
This is a rule you should already know and use for day to day life. Be respectful, nobody likes a disrespectful ass unknown guest. Clean up after yourself, throw your trash in the trash. And if you're gonna stare at some asses, at least be sneaky with it.

Rule #4
Control your thirst!
It's going to be a lot of beautiful women there, and if you're not a faggot your going to try your luck. Just don't be creepy, don't go showing yaris the comments you left her on instagram. Don't tell a chick she looks so good you'd drink her bath water. That's thirsty, not to mention very disgusting. Just be cool, approach them like you would approach any other chick.

And lastly..

Rule #5
Stay in your place!
This rule is major, some people get comfortable and start to act like they own the place. Well, you don't so act like it. You see joe an friends having a convo, don't go jumping in it like you're somebody. Don't feed his dogs, those are not your pets weirdo. And as a plus 1, don't think for a second you can have a plus 1. You're barely invited my dude, you can't invite anyone. Oh and don't help yourself to anything, this isn't your auntie tink cookout. Just stay in your place and enjoy the festivities.

Follow these rules and I'm sure you will enjoy yourself, without disrespecting anyone. I'm sure half of you peons aren't invited, but you can use these rules for any pool party. I'm nobody to make any rules, this is just my opinion on how you should act. But that's my time, I have to finish planning for this party. Take care

The Friend Zone

Hello ladies and gentleman, I think all men will understand this blog. For women not so much, they rarely go thru this. And if you're a female that gets placed in the friend zone, you're probably very unappealing. We only put women in the friend zone when we wouldn't fuck them, that's the only reason. Well that and when you have a man, even then we're just patiently waiting for the break up. But Don't you dare, for a split second think you're there for your amazing personality.

But let's get down to it...

Now the friend zone is a deadly place, dont get stuck in there it's almost impossible to get out. The friend zone is so disrespectful, it makes you not even want to be a friend. No man in this world wants to display thirst for you then get put in the friend zone to hear you talk about other dudes. Bitch you got me fucked up. Most y'all have jobs so let me put it in a way y'all will understand.

It's like your the boss of the company and you're looking for a new supervisor. You have employees that are perfect for the position that you can promote, but rather not hire within. So now you go hire some Radom guy off the streets that you know nothing about and probably lied on his resume.
And now that he is hired, you get one of your hard working employees that you refused to promote train him. Now when that supervisor fucks up you go complaining about him to the employee that trained him seeking advice. You want to fire him but you don't feel like going thru the hiring process again. The employee is telling you, you need to get rid of him, but you don't listen. Now the employee is aggravated and bitter because he really wants that position.


Well bitch, that's exactly how we feel. But we don't get paid for this, we will quit on that ass. No two week notice or nothing, stealing mad supplies before we leave to. You don't realize you made a mistake until your assistant and that old employee starts hanging out.

Stop this shit, it's corny. The most important word in boyfriend/girlfriend is FRIEND. Friendship is a big part of any relationship, so why would you overlook the person thats already half way there? It's not logical at all when you think about it. Maybe your reason is because the friend is ugly, but looks aren't everything. You don't agree? Ok well If you're single now, then clearly dating off of good looks doesn't work out for you. Sometimes going out of your comfort zone will lead to you being more comfortable.

But you're grown, do what you want. Just don't realize you made a mistake when the person you put in the friend zone finds someone. Y'all take care.

Your box isn't special, give it up

Hello ladies and gentleman, fuck Steve Harvey. I felt like that needed to be said. He has ruined everything, him and Lyfe Jennings got me fucked up. They have women not doing what they want with their cock blocking logic. Now I am here to fix what they have fucked up.

Hey boo's

You wanna fuck someone then fuck em, first date, first minute, doesn't matter. You're grown, therefore you should do as you please. Don't let all those box juices go to waste because of what some bald game show host wrote in a book. Go head and hold out 90 days, we won't. We may stick around but bets believe somebody else is floating that box over to us. Holding out will only assure one thing, you will get played. See, when you hold out a guy will have high expectations on the box. Once the pussy is on a pedestal, you can go ahead an cancel Christmas.
Most guys will lie but ima tell you the truth, it's absolutely nothing special about your vagina ma'am. You're holding out like your box glows in the dark and shoots out glitter when you cum. Your box drips strawberry glaze? Didn't think so, so save that shit. Your Vagina doesn't do any special tricks, so don't treat it like it does.

I don't even understand the logic behind holding out. Do you think this will make a man respect you more? I hope not because that's just ridiculous. You can't make a man do anything, you can suggest that he does it an just hope for the best. Marilyn Monroe didn't pop that pussy all thru the white hoes for y'all to be holding out. This isn't what god wanted, he died for our sins so if you don't sin he died for nothing. You think eve held out the box to Adam? Fuck no. He gave her an apple and she was poppin that pussy all thru that garden. But you wasn't even in the bible and you wanna make me wait? Yea, you got me fucked up. We're men, we have needs. You want companionship with no sex, get a fuckin pet.

Give it up, if a man is gonna wife you he will. You making him wait isn't Going to make him want to. You make him wait and he finds out the box is horrible, he's going to leave anyways. Now you just wasted time an you're heart broken b/c you had feelings. And that's what the fuck you get, you deserve that shit. Sex is major in a relationship, you don't wanna find out the sex is bad when you're already in love nshit. Sooo get it out the way early.

But that's all I have, hopefully this will make y'all give me the box quicker.... I mean come to y'all senses. Take care.

Her Body Count

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I may ruffle a few feathers with this one. But I really don't care and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

You gotta get that body count...

I know you have been taught as a man you shouldn't ask a chick her body count. I also know 1 out of everything 3 men has wifed a hoe. You wife this hoe and got cheated on, now you a bitter dude tweeting shit like "fuck bitches get money". All of this could've been avoided if you would've just asked her body count. If she's not a hoe she will have no problem with telling you the truth. Your girl is your investment, you need to make sure you made the right investment before you get hurt. She may appear to be the sweetest girl, but that doesn't mean she wasn't poppin that pussy for answers to her psychology homework in college. You go in the club an think dudes hating on what you have, but that's not the case. The whole club know she was giving that neck up for a 5 dollar footlong except you. They laughing at you, and you just grinning thinking they want what you have. You never wondered why her cousin Mikey is so close to her but is never at any family functions. Mikey been knee deep in that box, and be tonguing her down every time you go to the bathroom. You will never know how epic her hoe phase was unless you ask. Women don't give up that info voluntarily, take some initiative.

One thing you have to know before you ask, she will lie to you. She doesn't want to be judged and feels like its none of your business, so don't expect the truth. Just take the number she gave you, divide it by her age and times that number by 4. So if she's 24 and says her body count is 6 use this formula.

24/6=4 x 4=16

And now you have her body count! Find out when she started having sex to find how much she was a hoeing. Lets say she started at 16.

24-16=8/16= 2

So in her 8 years of having sex, she average 2 body's a year. You have yourself a keeper! Ignore the fact that she was in a relationship for 5 of them, that will lead to disaster. Just be satisfied that it's only 12 dudes that can say they fucked your girl. If you know 3 of them get the fuck out of there. I know it was the past but us men have a lot of pride. It fucks with us mentally having to dap up dudes an they have "I fucked ya bitch" written all over their face. You introducing her to dude like "this John" and get the deadly "we've already met" response. At that moment you start wondering the wrong things like, did he teach her that trick she does with her tongue? This is what you don't want to do. This is why you avoid asking her any of their names, unless you have a really good reason. Other than that, don't think about it bro.

Get her body count before you introduce to her mom dukes, seriously. You don't want your mom to be accepting a hoe an keeping contact with her after she cheats on you. Shit can ruin all your future relationships.

But hey what do I know, you don't have to listen to me. But while you call yourself keeping it real by not asking her, I'll be the old fling that keeps in contact. Peace

Confidence

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I want to talk about something very important. And that's confidence.

People with no confidence act like confidence isn't everything!

Confidence is something you need for everyday life. Anything you can possible think of doing requires confidence. When you go on a job interview, you can have absolutely no experience what so ever and could get the job strictly because of your confidence. People flock to people who are sure of themselves. You have to be confident in yourself if you want people to be confident in you. When someone ask you to do something never say you're going to try. Trying leaves room for failure, it also screams You're not confident in yourself. Of course you may still fail, but that's life. You can't succeed at everything, but you should still be confident enough to believe you can succeed at everything.

But don't be too confident, yes that's possible

It's not that bad to be too confident, but it will come off as arrogance. I was a firm believer on you shouldn't care what people think of you, but I'm getting over that. If you don't want to be hated and lonely, you should slightly care of what people think. And being overly confident will make people feel like you think they're inferior. Nobody wants to feel like that, and it will push them away. When you're overly confident, you also start to believe you're never wrong. When you think you're never wrong, nobody can tell you anything. That will make people not want to deal with you. Nobody likes an irrational know it all, Trust me i know.

Be confident, but balance it. Not too much confidence, but not too little. Just enough for people to take notice. That's all for now, take care.

Relationships

Hello ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about relationships. I know a lot of y'all are single an loving it, but let's be real. Everyone wants a dope relationship, being single gets old after a while.

But hey if you want to be single forever then just stop reading now.

Relationships are one the Dopest things ever! Not all, but If you don't have a dope one then you shouldn't be in it. Relationships are about commitments, If you say otherwise you need to grow up. We're grown now, this isn't high school where we get into relationships for selfish reasons. In high school we had bf/gf's because we liked someone and didn't want anyone else to have them. That's not the case now that we're adults, atleast it shouldn't be. Now you should be getting into relationships with people because they make you feel good. We're to old to be getting into relationships that we're not going to take serious. Don't waste people's times with your immaturity. Only get into a relationship if you can vision yourself with that person for a long time. Your partner should be your lover and your best friend, a person you think about all times of the day. This person should accept your flaws, and wants to help you better yourself. When you find someone like that you're suppose to keep them around. You don't find people like that often, that's why you capitalize when you do. Don't miss out on your soulmate because you feel you're not ready. When a perfect Job calls will you tell them you're not ready? Hell no, you will make yourself ready you should do the same in this case. You don't want to be old and lonely with 10 cats regretting your old decisions. I mean yea being single is cool, you can have sex with whoever you want an not answer to anyone. But why wouldn't you just want one person you can talk to about anything and have sex with? Maybe it's just me tho.

I could be wrong tho, I'll rather have one person that loves me for me. I rather be more than that guy she's just sleeping with. I'm gonna give my all to every chick that deserves it. If you can't give your all don't bother wasting someone's time with a relationship.

But do what you do, I will be the guy laughing at you when you're old an single because you ran all the good ones away. Take care