Her Body Count

Hello ladies and gentlemen, I may ruffle a few feathers with this one. But I really don't care and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

You gotta get that body count...

I know you have been taught as a man you shouldn't ask a chick her body count. I also know 1 out of everything 3 men has wifed a hoe. You wife this hoe and got cheated on, now you a bitter dude tweeting shit like "fuck bitches get money". All of this could've been avoided if you would've just asked her body count. If she's not a hoe she will have no problem with telling you the truth. Your girl is your investment, you need to make sure you made the right investment before you get hurt. She may appear to be the sweetest girl, but that doesn't mean she wasn't poppin that pussy for answers to her psychology homework in college. You go in the club an think dudes hating on what you have, but that's not the case. The whole club know she was giving that neck up for a 5 dollar footlong except you. They laughing at you, and you just grinning thinking they want what you have. You never wondered why her cousin Mikey is so close to her but is never at any family functions. Mikey been knee deep in that box, and be tonguing her down every time you go to the bathroom. You will never know how epic her hoe phase was unless you ask. Women don't give up that info voluntarily, take some initiative.

One thing you have to know before you ask, she will lie to you. She doesn't want to be judged and feels like its none of your business, so don't expect the truth. Just take the number she gave you, divide it by her age and times that number by 4. So if she's 24 and says her body count is 6 use this formula.

24/6=4 x 4=16

And now you have her body count! Find out when she started having sex to find how much she was a hoeing. Lets say she started at 16.

24-16=8/16= 2

So in her 8 years of having sex, she average 2 body's a year. You have yourself a keeper! Ignore the fact that she was in a relationship for 5 of them, that will lead to disaster. Just be satisfied that it's only 12 dudes that can say they fucked your girl. If you know 3 of them get the fuck out of there. I know it was the past but us men have a lot of pride. It fucks with us mentally having to dap up dudes an they have "I fucked ya bitch" written all over their face. You introducing her to dude like "this John" and get the deadly "we've already met" response. At that moment you start wondering the wrong things like, did he teach her that trick she does with her tongue? This is what you don't want to do. This is why you avoid asking her any of their names, unless you have a really good reason. Other than that, don't think about it bro.

Get her body count before you introduce to her mom dukes, seriously. You don't want your mom to be accepting a hoe an keeping contact with her after she cheats on you. Shit can ruin all your future relationships.

But hey what do I know, you don't have to listen to me. But while you call yourself keeping it real by not asking her, I'll be the old fling that keeps in contact. Peace