Act like a +1

What's up y'all this zoo, but you can call me the invited god. Don't be mad, I tweeted my thumbs off for this opportunity. But this isn't about me, this is about the +1 ass people that will be at the party. Before i go on, I want to make sure y'all know I will not be bringing a +1. I tweeted hard for this, you don't deserve to be in this epic event because of all my hard work. Bitch you wasn't with me tweeting in the crib.

Now let's begin...

Fellas, don't come to this event thinking you hot shit. Sit ya +1 ass down somewhere and be grateful you even got the opportunity. You a +1 ass nigga therefor act like a +1 ass nigga. I'm sure you don't know how and that's the point of this blog, so here's a few rules to help you prosper.

Rule #1
Don't be a fuckin groupie!
I understand your favorite video vixen will be in attendance, but close ya mouth and act like you're use to shit. Do remember you're only a +1, nobody wants to take pic's with you for ya lousy ass instagram page. Speak to joe, it's his house and his party so you're suppose to. But don't you dare go up to him spitting your lil struggle bars to him.

Rule #2
Don't over eat!
This is a pool party not golden coral my nigga, know your limit. Don't go overboard going for seconds and thirds. You're a plus 1, all you deserve is one plate. Make the best of it.

Rule #3
Have some respect!
This is a rule you should already know and use for day to day life. Be respectful, nobody likes a disrespectful ass unknown guest. Clean up after yourself, throw your trash in the trash. And if you're gonna stare at some asses, at least be sneaky with it.

Rule #4
Control your thirst!
It's going to be a lot of beautiful women there, and if you're not a faggot your going to try your luck. Just don't be creepy, don't go showing yaris the comments you left her on instagram. Don't tell a chick she looks so good you'd drink her bath water. That's thirsty, not to mention very disgusting. Just be cool, approach them like you would approach any other chick.

And lastly..

Rule #5
Stay in your place!
This rule is major, some people get comfortable and start to act like they own the place. Well, you don't so act like it. You see joe an friends having a convo, don't go jumping in it like you're somebody. Don't feed his dogs, those are not your pets weirdo. And as a plus 1, don't think for a second you can have a plus 1. You're barely invited my dude, you can't invite anyone. Oh and don't help yourself to anything, this isn't your auntie tink cookout. Just stay in your place and enjoy the festivities.

Follow these rules and I'm sure you will enjoy yourself, without disrespecting anyone. I'm sure half of you peons aren't invited, but you can use these rules for any pool party. I'm nobody to make any rules, this is just my opinion on how you should act. But that's my time, I have to finish planning for this party. Take care