The Friend Zone

Hello ladies and gentleman, I think all men will understand this blog. For women not so much, they rarely go thru this. And if you're a female that gets placed in the friend zone, you're probably very unappealing. We only put women in the friend zone when we wouldn't fuck them, that's the only reason. Well that and when you have a man, even then we're just patiently waiting for the break up. But Don't you dare, for a split second think you're there for your amazing personality.

But let's get down to it...

Now the friend zone is a deadly place, dont get stuck in there it's almost impossible to get out. The friend zone is so disrespectful, it makes you not even want to be a friend. No man in this world wants to display thirst for you then get put in the friend zone to hear you talk about other dudes. Bitch you got me fucked up. Most y'all have jobs so let me put it in a way y'all will understand.

It's like your the boss of the company and you're looking for a new supervisor. You have employees that are perfect for the position that you can promote, but rather not hire within. So now you go hire some Radom guy off the streets that you know nothing about and probably lied on his resume.
And now that he is hired, you get one of your hard working employees that you refused to promote train him. Now when that supervisor fucks up you go complaining about him to the employee that trained him seeking advice. You want to fire him but you don't feel like going thru the hiring process again. The employee is telling you, you need to get rid of him, but you don't listen. Now the employee is aggravated and bitter because he really wants that position.


Well bitch, that's exactly how we feel. But we don't get paid for this, we will quit on that ass. No two week notice or nothing, stealing mad supplies before we leave to. You don't realize you made a mistake until your assistant and that old employee starts hanging out.

Stop this shit, it's corny. The most important word in boyfriend/girlfriend is FRIEND. Friendship is a big part of any relationship, so why would you overlook the person thats already half way there? It's not logical at all when you think about it. Maybe your reason is because the friend is ugly, but looks aren't everything. You don't agree? Ok well If you're single now, then clearly dating off of good looks doesn't work out for you. Sometimes going out of your comfort zone will lead to you being more comfortable.

But you're grown, do what you want. Just don't realize you made a mistake when the person you put in the friend zone finds someone. Y'all take care.